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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said—‘Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.’
(via classicbooks)
Though he might be more humble, there’s no police like Holmes.
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secretsofthedoctorlordofthedisc:
I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.
pretty much how a witch’s bottle works
Granny Weatherwax would approve

Favorite Quotes by Episode - S03E09(d) - “Blink”
Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.
It’s not a case of will the UK win eurovision but a case of will they not come last.
uk people on tumblr complaining that not every song is in english or that foreign singers don’t pronounce all the words corectly more like and you’re wondering why no one in europe likes you
In which Legolas takes after his Ada and shows up 15 minutes late to every battle with Starbucks.
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HER FACE JUST SCREAMS THAT SHE’S GOING TO KILL HIM
AGAIN
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*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
why would a man hide his title in such despair?
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Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
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am i on my dashboard or in the eurovision tag.
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as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
Spot on
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