Posted 18 hours ago

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

Posted 18 hours ago

spektrmodule:

ultrafunnypictures:

222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland

their purpose is unknown and likely sinister

Posted 18 hours ago

thenoodlebooty:

bronen-ai:

 

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD????

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

wingscas:

sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent

Posted 18 hours ago

http://theabbottchronicles.tumblr.com/post/100577123175/tony-abbott-led-a-parliamentary-tribute-for-the

theabbottchronicles:

Tony Abbott led a parliamentary tribute for the late Gough Whitlam who died recently aged 98.

"He is gone but not forgotten… he did many things for Australia and truly transformed it into the land we know today. He introduced universal healthcare, no fault divorce, free tertiary education -…

Posted 18 hours ago

emmajhardy:

Mockup of a book cover idea I had for Jane Eyre.

The jacket is the fire (obviously) but when you take it off, you see the damage the fire left behind.

Posted 18 hours ago

entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

(Source: ThisisNicolai)

Posted 18 hours ago

methedras:

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

Posted 18 hours ago

whatthebec:

ah yes, I love the “clenches fist” meme the way it just *clenches fist* clenches all that fist

Posted 18 hours ago

introvert-loser:

Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” and Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” in one painting

Posted 18 hours ago

creamedeels:

melliecotton:

Song of the day: The Whitlams - Gough (1993)

November 11 was Armistice Day,
a bushranger was slaughtered and Gough 
was betrayed

November 11, he wouldn’t survive the Governor-General in ‘75
November 11, a big day for all of us
November 11, Ned Kelly died,
shame Fraser shame and we all cried

For you Gough you Gough you Gough
Edward Gough Whitlam

History lesson time!

On this day in 1975, the Governor-General of Australia, Sir John Kerr, dismissed Prime Minister Gough Whitlam from office following the 1975 Constitutional Crisis.

During his three years as Prime Minister, Whitlam accomplished some seriously game-changing shit:

  1. he ended conscription
  2. pulled Australian troops out of Vietnam
  3. he introduced universal healthcare
  4. introduced a pension for single parents
  5. he abolished university fees
  6. he introduced the racial discrimination act 
  7. he was instrumental in introducing the Aboriginal Land Rights Act, through which Aboriginal people are able to claim rights to Australian land based on traditional occupancy. 
  8. he implemented no-fault divorce. 

and let’s not forget, when he was dismissed, he went out with the most badass speech in Australian political history:

Well may we say “God save the Queen”, because nothing will save the Governor-General! The Proclamation which you have just heard read by the Governor-General’s Official Secretary was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will undoubtedly go down in Australian history from Remembrance Day 1975 as Kerr’s cur. They won’t silence the outskirts of Parliament House, even if the inside has been silenced for a few weeks … Maintain your rage and enthusiasm for the campaign for the election now to be held and until polling day.

So basically, the reason Australia is such a rad place to live is because, for three years in the 1970s, this bloke was running things.

Respect. 

Vale, Gough Whitlam.

Posted 18 hours ago

but-still-as-sweet:

fun things to blame a bad mood on instead of someone’s period:

  • global warming
  • mercury retrograde
  • republicans 
  • misogynists who ask if it’s “that time of the month”
  • fred weasley’s death
  • the skeleton war
Posted 19 hours ago

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Posted 19 hours ago

bluesigma:

Oglaf is pure gold and no one can convince me otherwise.