222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland
their purpose is unknown and likely sinister
Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”
WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD????
Song of the day: The Whitlams - Gough (1993)
November 11 was Armistice Day,
a bushranger was slaughtered and Gough was betrayed
November 11, he wouldn’t survive the Governor-General in ‘75
November 11, a big day for all of us
November 11, Ned Kelly died,
shame Fraser shame and we all cried
For you Gough you Gough you Gough
Edward Gough Whitlam
History lesson time!
On this day in 1975, the Governor-General of Australia, Sir John Kerr, dismissed Prime Minister Gough Whitlam from office following the 1975 Constitutional Crisis.
During his three years as Prime Minister, Whitlam accomplished some seriously game-changing shit:
- he ended conscription
- pulled Australian troops out of Vietnam
- he introduced universal healthcare
- introduced a pension for single parents
- he abolished university fees
- he introduced the racial discrimination act
- he was instrumental in introducing the Aboriginal Land Rights Act, through which Aboriginal people are able to claim rights to Australian land based on traditional occupancy.
- he implemented no-fault divorce.
and let’s not forget, when he was dismissed, he went out with the most badass speech in Australian political history:
Well may we say “God save the Queen”, because nothing will save the Governor-General! The Proclamation which you have just heard read by the Governor-General’s Official Secretary was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will undoubtedly go down in Australian history from Remembrance Day 1975 as Kerr’s cur. They won’t silence the outskirts of Parliament House, even if the inside has been silenced for a few weeks … Maintain your rage and enthusiasm for the campaign for the election now to be held and until polling day.
So basically, the reason Australia is such a rad place to live is because, for three years in the 1970s, this bloke was running things.
Vale, Gough Whitlam.